Hi, my name is Katherine Mercurio Gotthardt
Never in my life have I eaten tripe, sheep's eyes or tongue.
Never in my life have I been to any place outside of North America. Nor have I ever been to a vampire club. I always thought that would be an interesting kind of place to visit.
When I am nervous I say stupid things, stumble over my words, or crawl inside my head like a snail ducking for cover. Of course, sometimes I say stupid things when I am NOT nervous. And I often lose my words as well.
The last song I listened to was the theme from Scooby Doo.
If I were to get married right now, it would be to my husband. But we are already married. So I'm good.
My hair needs a coloring and maybe even a perm.
When I was four, I was younger than I am now. I was also smarter.
Last Christmas was a long time ago.
I should be smarter somehow.
When I look down I see a coffee stain on my t-shirt.
The happiest recent event was walking with hubby and doggy in the park today.
If I were a character in Friends, I would look fat next to them.
By this time next year, I will be a world famous blogger with millions of adoring fans and blocked pop-up ads.
My current distress is my stomach hurts from the antibiotics.
I have a hard time understanding math. Limitations. Supposedly intelligent people who are racist.
I want to buy time.
I plan on visiting my in-laws next weekend.
If I could spend the night at any house, it would be those castles in Scooby Doo episodes.
The world could do without hatred and stupidity. Violence. Petty people.
The most recent thing I bought myself is a dress (off ebay) and some prescriptions (not off ebay).
The most recent thing that someone else bought for me was groceries.
My middle name is Mercurio. It used to be Mary, but I changed it when I got married. I took my maiden name as my middle name.
In the morning I have to make sure the girls get ready for school. I need coffee. I like to write.
Last night I was sick.
There is this guy I know that needs his face slapped thoroughly.
If I was an animal, I would be a Canadian Goose.
A better name for me would be Wings.
Tomorrow, I will go to church. Don't I sound wholesome?
On Saturday mornings I like to write.
Tonight we will all be home together.